Confessions From A Black Rose

Prepare yourself for perfection. I am having heart palpitations as we speak right now. Earlier today the fabulous Will Smith returned to The Graham Norton Show. He pulled out all stops bringing DJ Jazzy Jeff and Alfonso Ribeiro on the stage. I have died and gone to heaven. Now it's time for y'all to follow me to the afterlife. 

Have you ever cursed out a character in a horror movie? If you have, I ensure you that you are not alone. I am not too sure what studies suggest but the percentage of people who have shouted out directions during a horror movie is quite high. I have taken it upon myself to write a survival guide to a horror movie. If you ever find yourself in a horror movie situation, follow these simple steps.

The time has finally arrived for me to post my first videolog. It has long been overdue but I am excited to share it with y'all. Before you watch the video I have a confession to make, I am a fangirl. Now that is off my chest I can explain to y'all what possessed me do this video. For a long time I thought I was the only one who had these all consuming feelings for fictional characters. When I discovered Tumblr last year, I realized that not only was I not alone but there were hundreds of people who were more crazed than I was. It was a refreshing feeling. I have decided to do a video about the dilemmas that happens when you are a fangirl. It is a bit tongue in cheek. Below you will find terms that I will be using in the video. These are terms that average person will not understand, so I have created a little cheat sheet for y'all. Let me know what you think about my video log. If you like it there is a good chance that this will be the first of many. Fangirl...

Out of all the S*** people say videos this has to be my favorite. I have been meaning to share it with y'all for some time now. Not safe for work because you will be rolling on the floor laughing..

Last night I had the privilege of watching the new Lonely Island video. Anyone who knows me will tell you that Lonely Island are my guilty pleasure. I pretty much love all the songs they make. They are such a riot and Andy Samberg is one of my hubbies. So the new video is entitled Jack Sparrow and features Michael Bolton . All I can say is that Michael Bolton slays this song. I had no idea that he was so funny. I am not ashamed to admit that I grew up listening to Michael Bolton. What made the song so epic was he is singing in his big ballad voice about Pirates of the Caribbean . This is already a classic for me. I just love the way he says chocolate.  Lonely Island + Michael Bolton= Epic Win . Go ahead and check it out. Viewer discretion is advised because this is the uncensored version of the song, so there is a few expletives.

So I have joined tumblr and its awesome but that is not the story here. All over tumblr were gifs of Rebecca Black and i was wondering what the deal was. So because I am a curious being I decided to watch Rebecca Black's video "Friday". i have never cried so much in my life...from laughter. I don't know who wrote this song but it is quote worthy. tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterward. Seriously I don't know if this is a real video. If it is a real music video I'm going to feel awful for laughing. I mean tears were coming out of my eyes and its 4 in the morning so i can't really laugh the way i want to. I just don't know if it is real. I mean it can't be. It has to be a parody, it can't be real. If it is real, I'm speechless. If I wrote this song I would never release it, I mean I wrote better songs when I was three. But it is worth a look it is hilarious and it is already infamous.

So my sister introduced me to this clip. It had me hollering with laughter. Once I watched it I felt compelled to share it with the world. It already is popular but still it doesn't hurt to get the word out. This is the African remix(specifically Nigerian) to the Wiz Khalifa song Black & Yellow. It is hilarious.

I came across an adorable clip on youtube that is called "Baby Givin the evil look!" When I watched it I thought I did not know I had a baby. This kid has perfected the look that is my trademark, therefore he must be my son. Check it out,